About Me
My Bio. My Brio. My USP-O.
It’s customary for website profiles to feature a mug shot — but I’m a UK copywriter, not a supermodel.
Since 2008 I’ve helped entrepreneurs, small businesses, and large organisations position their products, services and brands across SAAS, ecommerce, coaching, B2B/B2C (and more).
They get to work the catwalk; I slob around in elasticated yuckware.
Works surprisingly well.
Back in the day I worked in the theatre, devising and touring shows till my shoes burned to a crisp.
(I’d still be dressing up now if I could fit into the costumes.)
Turns out putting on a bit of slap and making audiences happy is what every business needs to do well.
Who knew?
If you’re here for marketing hype, jargonese, or CHAT GPT copy, you might as well leave now.
Because my thing is the dialogue of one soul to another.
So I’m gtg for the brand and storytelling smarts your audience will gather to follow.
Works for tech, leisure, ecommerce — and entrepreneur promo demanding The Full Loud & Proud.
After all, unless your audience has lousy expectations, they always seek THE ONE.
So let’s make that YOU.
Bonus: My rates are reasonable and won’t involve you selling your home.
Also: getting in touch is remarkably easy to do …
UK Copywriter | Global Outlook